Mr. Bearbull Jokes, 04Mar’08

4 03 2008

A 40-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 50 years to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in hospital and to look beautiful. She had a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. A plastic surgeon removed her wrinkles and she had her hair dyed blonde. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured to make the most of it.

After the last operation, she was released from the hospital, but on the way home, while crossing the street, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in heaven, she demanded to see God. “You said I had another 50 years. Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?”

“I am very sorry,” said God. “I didn’t recognize you.”


A bishop attended the rally in Makati City disguised as a worker. As it happened, he came face to face with Cory Aquino. She looked at him puzzled and said, “I am sure I know you. I can’t remember your name but the faith is familiar.”




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