Some Laws…

21 04 2008

& Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

& Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now .

& Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

& Law of the Theater: At any show, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

& Wilson ‘s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

& Doctors’ Law: If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.


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