& Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
& Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
& Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now .
& Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
& Law of the Theater: At any show, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
& Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
& Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
& Wilson ‘s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
& Doctors’ Law: If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.