Joke TyM

20 05 2008

An elderly Filipino went to confession and said to the priest, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful young American girl knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Japanese. So I hid her in my attic.” The priest replied, “That was a wonderful thing you did. There is no need to confess.” “It’s worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors every day.” The priest replied, “You were both in great danger. Under the circumstances, she was just showing her gratitude. You are indeed forgiven.” “Thank you, Father but I have one more question.” “What is that?” asked the priest. “Should I tell her the war is over?”


During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how they determined who should be institutionalized. “Well, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the cap or the teaspoon.” “No,” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”




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